Who says I am Lazy!

My folks always complain that I am too lazy & spend my days in front of laptop, evenings in front of the laptop & nights in bed (No, I mean sleeping in bed, that too alone!) :D. So, according to them, I am good for nothing, a lazy bum.

Now after being accused of this time & again, being a researcher that I am, I ventured out (actually introspection) & did a small research which would prove that I am not a lazyass.

With some scientific methods in place, this is the experiment which would be helpful for my fellow beings in proving their parents that they really work hard!

On an average, I walk close to 3 miles a day (yeah American standard) -- hold onto your thoughts :
Please note:

• I do not go for morning walks or jogs
• I drive my way to office
• Even while going to the nearby store I prefer showing off in car!

So, within my home walking from one room to another & while jaywalking in office, I cover 3 miles in a day

1 day = 3 miles
365 days = 1 year = 365*3 = 1100 miles (appx)
I am nearing 25 years and as per my parents, I started walking/ambling along when I was 1.

So, 24 years = 24*1100 = 26,400 miles

That means I have covered a distance of 26000+ miles during my stay on this planet, which is actually greater than the length of the equator (24,000 odd miles).

If I would have started walking along the equator I would have crossed my home once, around 2 years back & that would have made my parents realize that actually their boy is not Lazy!

Period.