Yo masses, this is for you...Be it my next door neighbor Sharma Ji(Ya, whose wife is ;) or be it my ex-boss or be it even my parents...everyone's life is pretty much filled to brim (not scotch) but "TENSION"....
Tension : What I read in school, during the Physics lectures given by my long necked teacher, who had a beautiful smile, was something related to some Physics jargon...blah..blah....but rite now I am talking about the other tension which applies to the masses...Jagataadhar.
So, being my curious self, I did another self proclaimed experiment in order to understand the root cause of this mystical problem, so that "GOD"(me) himself does some favor to its JUNTA...
Let's see: When I was born...I didn't know what was going to happen to me in the next few decades...I had no issues with anyone...no worries of marrying or even not marrying...studies...jobs or any other such aghastly ventures of life....
But as I grew older...in school, there was tension of doing home assignments...scoring(marks)... and stuff and eventually i became an ass(donkey vaala) buried under the burden of my self inflicted injuries/aims/targets in life.... I had to be an ideal son, beat my peers by outscoring them
As came college, more responsibilities surrounded me from every dimension and i realized it is actually more than a 3-D world
(3D's - D#1 - Dost - It is one harami creature who will always support you when you are wrong & would push you to the limits to do that beeppana... He would act as your most prized asset during exam time by telling you that it is worthless to study & you would feel that you have company when you would flunk
D#2 - Dushman - Dost hai to Dushman bhi honge...Yin & Yang...Theory of Relativity...When you ogle at a gal, suddenly out of the blue...there appears a muscular guy in a V-cut t-shirt, pointing his stout finger on your face....praising you in some censored jargons..telling you to stay away.... but hum bhi to chaude hain...aakhir doston ki backing hai
D#3 - Debts - Finally when you land up the gal of your dreams, it becomes to heavy on your pocket...actually pocket money...and then you have to land up to your Dost again for reasonable...sometimes unreasonable(during birthday of your eye candy) amounts of liquid cash)
Ok, so apart from these important 3-Dimensions, there are other unimportant dimensions like Dreams...D-Days(Placement Days)...Distinctive salaries...etc...which becomes makes you a Paranoid.....
After you graduate from college and enter the pivotal world of making precise presentations for that perfect client, and your pissed up boss gives you a punch in the face for using such pretentious language which i am using right now...you land on Ground Zero....Trouble again...Look for a new job...Start own venture...Zindagi jhand ho jaati hai in short
Time to marry...tension again...50 ladki dekho...40 jagah chai piyo...30 se sawaal poocho...20 ko jawaab do...10 ko final shortlist karo...finally 1 milti hai (Bloody hell, now i understand the recruitment process of these MNC's)
Shaadi ke baad ki chik-chik...in short the cycle repeats.....
Now the point is, iss sab lafde mein hi kyun pado....For living what do you require...Food, Water, Air...These are the basic necessities...Kapda, makaan, paisa are secondary aspects....
Earth is covered with 97% water whatever be the figures....So, water is not a problem...Air too is in abundance....That solves two of our three inherent needs....Food....Boss sabko agriculture mein lagao...fasal ugaao..khud khaao...parivaar vaalon ko bhi khilao...
So, now Dr. Sahab (i.e. me) has reached the conclusion that if remove the secondary elements like Kapda, makaan & paisa from our ecosystem...boss everyone would be tension free....Chor chori kya karega...Ghanta...
That's why i have planned to go for Moksha, kyonki boss Apne ko to Life Sahi hi Chahiye
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